My name is Fleur, and I am very important! I am so important that I wear special tags on my collar. One tag says that I got a shot at the Vet, one tag has my Mom's name and phone number, and both of these tags give me special privileges!
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Exercising sofa privileges |
My special privileges include taking over the sofa! And if you don't understand, I will explain: I get to live in a motorhome, and a motorhome has a very small number of seats. In MY motorhome, there is a laz e boy recliner that my Mom sits in, and then there is the sofa. That's it... no other seats at all unless Mom turns around the driver's seat (when we have a visitor). So being licensed to take over the sofa is a very important thing!
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I'm watching everything that goes on around me! |
It's my job to make sure the entire world is behaving as they should. The cat should be in the sunny windshield, not on the sofa. If she is on the sofa, it's my job to tell her (in no uncertain terms) that the sofa is MINE.
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The cat cannot sit on the sofa at all! |
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I have to hang over the edge of the sofa to keep my eye on everyone |
Once I have messed up the sleeping bag on the sofa enough to drive Mom nuts, then my next job is to hang over the edge of the sofa, and stare at Mom continuously, and to do the special WHINE that I have perfected to make sure that she can't think of anyone but ME! If she is on the computer, the WHINE is designed to keep her distracted. If she's watching TV, the WHINE is to make her miss the actor's words. If Mom is reading, the WHINE is to make her forget the plot of the book. If Mom is beading or knitting, etc, the WHINE is to make her mess up her project!
The WHINE is my secret weapon to keep Mom's mind on ME!